Bobbie Brown
Sexy

She won the spokesmodel competition on Star Search a record thirteen times, but Bobbie Brown was meant for bigger things. Or, rather, her bigger things were meant for bigger exposure on shows such as Married… with Children, movies like Last Action Hero (1993), and scores of sexy eighties hair metal music videos. Born in Louisiana, Bobbie got her start in showbiz with a couple of tough losses. First she finished third (or “second runner up” as the pageant world likes to say) at the 1987 Miss Teen USA Pageant, then although she was more successful than any other spokesmodel with thirteen Star Search W’s, Bobbie failed to take home the grand prize. But Bobbie and her impossibly sexy four and a quarter star body really became stars in the world of music videos. Having already appeared in Great White’s “Once Bitten Twice Shy” video, in 1990 Bobbie starred in the video for Warrant’s iconic erotic dancer anthem, “Cherry Pie.” Viewers needed a cool drink of water watching BB’s DD’s dance in the now famous, low cut red top, and it was no surprise it instantly became a raunchy small screen sensation. Bobbie stayed busy as a model for Budweiser, and made her big screen debut kicking it in Cool as Ice (1991) before making our chubs rise as “Nibbles” on Married…With Children. In “You Better Shop Around” Al keeps dropping items at a grocery store, and telling a tight, jean short wearing Bobbie their her’s, so she’ll bend over to grab them and give everyone a view of her cleavage and can. You know, Nibbles’s bits. Suddenly the Polk High star had something poking out of his pants! After appearances in Last Action Hero (1993) as a video store clerk so attractive it’s proof Arnie is living in a movie, and as Wanda on an episode of Baywatch Nights, Bobbie kept it real with a sexy turn in Kounterfeit (1996). As a stripper crawling on the floor in her bikini, her work in the crime thriller was only one upped by her turn as a bra wearing, bada bing bouncing mafioso girlfriend in the spoof, The Godson (1998). Bobbie dealt with some substance abuse issues in the 2000’s before getting clean and writing an autobiography about her time being married to Warrant’s Jani Lane, engaged to Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee, and bedding a nineteen year old Leonardo DiCaprio. These days Bobbie is mostly doing standup comedy, combining hilarious haha’s and legendary tatas.